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About Me Member Deviously Annoying TheOracleKristaFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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if you want to destroooy mah sweaterr

Sun Nov 22, 2009, 7:04 PM
  • Mood: Pride
  • Listening to: The Sweater Song by Weezer
  • Reading: Petals on the Wind. Once again: lol incest.
  • Watching: AMAs.
  • Playing: yo' momma.
  • Drinking: Gatorade.
THIS WEEKEND HAS BEEN FAIRLY GOOD, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
Or has it? I'm dying to know.
I mean it's been good for me but if not for you then BARRRRGH I'M SORRY.

Yesterday I cleaned for hours, and in the end it still appeared that my room had been through the amazing transformation of destruction via pipe bomb, if that makes any of you feel better.


BUT today, I gawts to focus on my arts! I've been working with charcoal some more (the picture I'm constructing is dedicated to my angsty inner 12 year old lol), and then I went to Gabby's, where we almost 'sploded ourselves. THANKS, TURPENTINE. >:l THE STORY: Gabby's dad got bigger cans of paint thinner and turpentine (instead of turpenoid, which we used last time). And holy jfioeajofe. Real turpentine smells like DEAAAAAAAATH. Like CORPSES AND HORSE SHIT AND ACIDIC CHEMICALS. Therefore we were forced to paint outside due to lack of circulation in Gabby's house, and to be frank, we were not amused.

Son, I am disappoint.

It. Was. Chillay. (Haha her parents were like PUT ON SHOES YOU'LL GET COLD, and I coolly responded NO WAI. MY FEETZ LEIK IT)

Then Gabby's dad had the brilliant idea of starting a fire in the outdoor fireplace while we worked on our second layers. Um, yeah. We were both equally concerned about the vapors from the turpentine aggravating the fire because, as most artists know, turpentine is highly flammable.

But NO. GABBY'S DAD "KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING"
WHICH IS WHY THE FIRE PRACTICALLY ROARED TO LIFE AND STARTED POPPING SHIT EVERYWHAR. Even after we turned the gas off it was still sparking, which creeped us out a wee bit.

Here are some low-quality webcam pics of my painting after its second layer:

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I'm so parouuud. ;____; It's got a long way to go, but still. My heart is swelling with absolute joy. MY FIRST CHILD<3

Now that I've ranted about my weekend pleasure (lolololol dirty), reality awaits tomorrow. Monday. Gross. :c ONLY TWO DAYS. TWO. DAYS.

YOU CAN DO THIS, KRISTA
YOU CAN DO THIS
YOU CAN-- *spontaneously shoots self in face* *blood splatters on walls*
Shit. That didn't go as planned.

JUST KIDDING SUICIDE WILL BE PUT OFF UNTIL LATER BECAUSE... um...
I still have to watch Adam Lambert perform on the AMAs. Oh god if it's his new song, For Your Entertainment, I think I'll jizz in my pants.

:iconjizzinmypantsplz:

You know you like it.

deviantID

HI.
I'm never satisfied.

Excuse frequent picture-changing until I find something suitable for my dA page.

Also,
I leik ur artz.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Somewhere, Texasland.
  • Interests: Creative writing, failing at art, reading, internet, life, taking risks when they come along.
  • Favourite movie: Cinematography provides too many options (probably RENT).
  • Favourite band or musician: Again, too many.
  • Favourite genre of music: A mixture of genres.
  • Favourite artist: Your mother.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Anyone who can make me feel raw emotion, or actually PONDER.
  • Favourite photographer: lolidkKimAnderson?
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod (not conforming... it just provides my asthetic needs)
  • Shell of choice: *listens to the ocean?*
  • Skin of choice: KKK whut. That's RACIST.
  • Favourite game: Monopoly... even if I never finish it. XD
  • Personal Quote: "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." --Dr. Seuss
  • Tools of the Trade: Sketchbook, ebony pencil, mechanical pencil, colored pencils, watercolor, Photoshop, camera, music

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:iconacaciathorn:
By the way, I've decided what I want to do for MY 3 1/2 minutes as man.

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:icontheoraclekrista:
OH?

I'll admit it: I'm intrigued. You've caught my attention.

Do tell.

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"Your ego is so out of whack that it will do whatever it can to protect itself. And people with a messed up ego can do these mental gymnastics to convince themselves they're awesome when really, they're just douche bags!"
-Kyle, season 13 ep 5, South Park
:iconacaciathorn:
First show me your halloween costume. Why have there been no pictures?

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:icontheoraclekrista:
I'll show you~

... soon. (;

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"Your ego is so out of whack that it will do whatever it can to protect itself. And people with a messed up ego can do these mental gymnastics to convince themselves they're awesome when really, they're just douche bags!"
-Kyle, season 13 ep 5, South Park
:iconacaciathorn:
Will you PLEASE have my babies now?

I've been waiting long enough, damn it!

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:icontheoraclekrista:
Who said anything about ME having YOUR babies?

8D

Looks like the ultrasounds will your responsibility.

And I get full rights to faint during labor.

CAUSE I'M THU MAAAAN.

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"Your ego is so out of whack that it will do whatever it can to protect itself. And people with a messed up ego can do these mental gymnastics to convince themselves they're awesome when really, they're just douche bags!"
-Kyle, season 13 ep 5, South Park
:iconacaciathorn:
Are you kidding me? I'M the man.

You have the babies. Know your place, woman!

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:icontheoraclekrista:
Don't be ridiculous. I was on top last night.

Now go fix me a sandwich, bitch!

PS. YOU DA BEST I EVER HAD BEST I EVER HAD~

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"Your ego is so out of whack that it will do whatever it can to protect itself. And people with a messed up ego can do these mental gymnastics to convince themselves they're awesome when really, they're just douche bags!"
-Kyle, season 13 ep 5, South Park
:iconacaciathorn:
**Makes a sandwich, but then eats it**

HAH!! PUT THAT IN YOUR LOOM AND SPIN IT!

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